No Gaol for Gaetz
His goose should have been cooked.
He should have had thrown at him The Book.
Despite his dalliances with minors
And his licentious one-liners,
It appears that slimeball Matt Gaetz is off the hook.
His goose should have been cooked.
He should have had thrown at him The Book.
Despite his dalliances with minors
And his licentious one-liners,
It appears that slimeball Matt Gaetz is off the hook.
Trump’s cheated multiple times on multiple wives, it’s true.
He’s cheated the Tax Man out of millions, not just a few.
But just when you thought
There was something that couldn’t be bought,
Turns out he cheats at golf (only at his own courses), too.