Dang that Zugzwang!
The Grand Old Party behaves just like a mafia gang,
Relying on “flooding the zone” with sturm und drang.
We’re headed for a showdown
Over the looming government shutdown,
But the Democrats find themselves locked in zugzwang.
Poetic Justice
Today Nicolas Maduro was arraigned in New York on charges of narco-terrorism,
He pleaded “not guilty” and claimed to be a “decent man,” not a villain.
But Maduro got bad legal advice:
His lawyer forgot Trump Inherent Vice™ —
He should have pleaded guilty and then bought a Trump Pardon™ for two million.
