A Sissy for Sissi
Trump always thought that Obama was a wussy,
That a man’s man just reaches out for some pussy.
But in the presence of REAL power,
Trump turns into an oozy fawner,
Like when he meets a REAL dictator like Egypt’s el-Sissi.
Poetic Justice
We’ve heard some crazy from Marjorie Taylor Greene,
But her latest conspiracy is the craziest we’ve yet seen.
Nuttier than Jewish space lasers,
She now says Dems control the weather,
And to hurt red states, they created Hurricane Helene.
