A Sissy for Sissi
Trump always thought that Obama was a wussy,
That a man’s man just reaches out for some pussy.
But in the presence of REAL power,
Trump turns into an oozy fawner,
Like when he meets a REAL dictator like Egypt’s el-Sissi.
Trump always thought that Obama was a wussy,
That a man’s man just reaches out for some pussy.
But in the presence of REAL power,
Trump turns into an oozy fawner,
Like when he meets a REAL dictator like Egypt’s el-Sissi.
We pity Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi,
A nice Muslim guy trying to run his country.
The Arab spring
Didn’t do a thing
To distinguish between Egyptian democracy and anarchy.
Hosni Mubarak stepped down as president of Egypt and handed power to the military, bowing to the demands of protesters who have occupied central Cairo for the past three weeks demanding an end to his 30-year rule.
The 30-second statement on state television was read by Vice President Omar Suleiman at 6:02 p.m. local time:
“Citizens, in these difficult circumstances that our country is going through, President Hosni Mubarak has decided to relinquish the office of the presidency and has instructed the Supreme Council of the armed forces to take over the affairs of the country.”
The Egyptians all wanted him gone,
Now Mubarak’s stepped down from the throne.
As in victory they’re basking
Some must be asking,
“My gosh, what have we done?”
Mubarak left office in high dudgeon
With all the aplomb of a bondsman.
When he whipped out his debit card
He realized, now times are hard —
And all his Swiss assets were frozen!
That country labeled “Egypt” in between Iran and Syria in this FOX News graphic, caught by BuzzFeed, is actually Iraq. You might have heard of it, unless you watch a lot of FOX News, in which case, think, “Persia.” Egypt, of course, is that large country on the tip of North Africa, the one with a big river running through it. What’s the name of that river? Oh yeah, what FOX News does when faced with facts: denial.
In Egypt, the opposition’s feeling super,
As they watch Mubarak circling the pooper.
But you’ve got to applaud his supporters
For whupping up on reporters
And beating the crap out of Anderson Cooper.