Heil Drumpf!
Donald Trump made members of a Florida crowd raise their right hands and swear to vote for him in the March 15 primary, the Washington Post reports.
Poetic Justice
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
