Let ‘Em Go, Joe
For hoarding vaccine, we’ve been beat like a pinata,
‘Cause we’ve got millions of doses of AstraZeneca.
So now President Biden’s
Looking to dump them —
Why not on our neighbors, Mexico and Canada?
Poetic Justice
That asshat liar JD Vance never ceases to amaze ya,
But he seems to have caught some of Trump’s aphasia.
While doubling down
On his lies about Springfield town,
He said cat-eating immigrants are from a place called “Haitia.”
