Wall Street Snubs Trump Son
On it’s first day on the stock market, it grabbed no one.
He’s a champion of the “anti-woke” economy,
But he’s a chump when it comes to making gun money.
The saddest part is, Don Jr. is known as the savvy Trump son.
Poetic Justice
China used to buy half our soybeans to make stuff like tofu,
But Trump’s tariffs ended that, now what’s a soybean farmer to do?
Ask millionaire Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent,
Who owns $25 million in soybean land for rent,
He told ABC News: “I’m actually a soybean farmer. So, I have felt this pain, too.”
