The Radio Sting
The bad PR at NPR is a killer.
The usually boring radio story’s a thriller.
Though he brought on this grief,
We should thank James O’Keefe
For ridding us of those two useless Schillers.
The bad PR at NPR is a killer.
The usually boring radio story’s a thriller.
Though he brought on this grief,
We should thank James O’Keefe
For ridding us of those two useless Schillers.
What the heck is it about Newt?
Do women really think he’s cute?
Is it his aura of power?
Does he look good in the shower?
Or is he just a musky old coot?
Where will you go when your TV contract ends?
What will you do without your nutjob friends?
With your viewership shrinking,
It’s got us to thinking —
We won’t miss your blackboard or your antics, Glenn.
“No high-speed trains!” Scott said with a glower.
The state supreme court said, “Yep, it’s in his power.”
Then wily Gov. Scott
Reached his hand in the pot
And gave Miami 77 million to dredge its port lower.
When will you stop toying with us, Newt?
Yesterday you announced — a website — what a hoot!
You expect us to believe you’ve only just begun
To think about getting ready to maybe consider a run?
Fact is, Newt, you can’t beat Obama, so the question’s moot.
Fox News has suspended Rick and Newt,
Freeing them up for presidential pursuits.
Fox doesn’t want to contaminate
Either potential candidate
With what passes on that network for news.
Now Governor Rick Perry of Texas
Don’t seem to know where Juarez is.
While citing disorder
Down below the border
He just demonstrated what an ass he is.
Who among us would not be delighted
To see Fox News’ Roger Ailes get indicted?
It was Kerik’s girl-toy
Who ratted out the old boy,
Who was just trying to keep Rudi G. from being slighted.
OK, now the speculators have gone too far —
Basing their speculations on cant and rumor.
Oil prices got hinky
And started to sinky
On word that they’d shot old Muammar.
It’s true — Sarah Palin tries harder.
She got Lasik surgery from her eye doctor.
But according to her leaked book,
It’s still all about the look —
She wears glasses to make her “look smarter.”