Nasty Old ‘Uterus’
In Florida’s legislature, owned by the GOP,
Free speech ain’t a right, it’s a theory.
By loosing an utterance
That included the word “uterus,”
Scott Randolph learned what prudes they can be.
In Florida’s legislature, owned by the GOP,
Free speech ain’t a right, it’s a theory.
By loosing an utterance
That included the word “uterus,”
Scott Randolph learned what prudes they can be.
Being the president can sometimes be a bitch,
What with fighting two wars and an economy in the ditch.
But Obama’s a worrier
And a reluctant warrior,
Which is why he characterized Libya a “turd sandwich.”
Looks like the Tea Party had its 15 minutes of fame.
It’s a minor playa, if it’s even still in the game.
But nonetheless it did manage
To do plenty of damage —
Now our political dialogue’s just insane.
Monroe had one, from ocean to ocean.
Jackson had one to deal with the Indians.
We have to be willing
To kill to prevent killing —
Pretty much sums up the Obama Doctrine.
Not that anyone really cares
About the who, what, when or where.
Let Donald Trump pontificate
About Obama’s fake birth certificate —
It still doesn’t account for his (Donald’s) hair.
Japan’s radiation came in on winds that blew.
They’re finding it everywhere, even in the loo.
But I’m not concerned
About getting burned —
Anne Coulter says radiation is good for you!
When the reporter crashed a fundraiser banquet,
He was forced to behave like a hermit.
If he wanted to hear Biden,
Then he’d have to keep hidin’
And remain out of sight in the closet.
Rick Scott’s not a regular stuffed suit,
He’s more of a down-home galoot.
While he’s riding herd on regulations,
And heading off high-speed train stations,
He’s wearing custom-made calfskin cowboy boots!
The Republicans say Obama’s stuck on the bench,
That international cooperation has a cowardly stench.
But don’t let ’em fool ya,
It’s not about going in to Libya —
It’s just that we we went in AFTER the French!
Newt Gingrich says it’s just not OK
For the Prez to pick wins in the double-A,
Not when Japan’s got Godzilla
And Gaddafi’s a killa …
Chill out, Newt, and let the man play!