Month: March 2026
Hunting the Dream Regime
The first Iranian regime was changed in a hail of bombs, blood and gore,
The second regime went the way of the first, when an Israeli rocket scored.
So now we’re on regime number three,
And it seems pretty obvious to me,
Iran has more regimes than we have bombs, so what’re we still fighting for?
Magical Imaginary Diplomacy
Trump says we’re talking to Iranians, but he ain’t naming ’em,
Says he doesn’t want Israel finding, killing or maiming ’em.
But he’s got Kushner and Witkoff
Working their unelected butts off,
Negotiating on overtime with a whole team of imaginary Iranians.
Trump Voters: Regrets, They Have a Few
13%
A new Strength In Numbers/Verasight poll finds 13% of Americans who cast ballots for Donald Trump in 2024 say they regret how they voted in the last election. Among Kamala Harris voters, just 6% say the same.
Two-Thirds Say Country Is on the Wrong Track
64%
A new Fox News poll finds 64% of Americans are dissatisfied with how things are going in the U.S.
Trump Reminds (Himself) that He’s Prez
“I used a mail-in ballot. You know why? Because I’m President of the United States and because of the fact that I’m President of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot.”
— President Trump, at his Cabinet meeting.
Billions Lost in Iran War Already
$1.4 to $2.9 billion
Wall Street Journal: “Billions of dollars of highly sophisticated military equipment has been lost or significantly damaged since the U.S. and Israel began striking thousands of targets across Iran more than three weeks ago. The bulk of the damage on the ground has been caused by Iranian ballistic missiles and drones. … Battle damage and replacement of losses over the first three weeks of the war likely costs roughly $1.4 billion to $2.9 billion.”
Over Half Disapprove of Trump’s Presidential Performance
59%
A new Fox News poll shows President Trump’s disapproval rating is the highest it has been in either of his two terms. Key takeaway: 59% of respondents said they disapprove of Trump’s performance as president, with 47% saying they strongly disapprove.
Pete’s Gung-Ho God
Pete Hegseth’s war God is a wrathful, vengeful, violent Guy,
Who springs into action when the righteous missiles start to fly.
Pete’s God is a Christian evangelical,
With, we assume, adamantine testicles,
Who sends “overwhelming violence of action” raining down from on high.
