The latest thing is AI agents doing “synthetic mentorship,”
Giving advice from a database of every expert’s quote and quip.
The technology commoditizes wisdom,
But it lacks contextual intuition,
So what you get is a lot of hogwash soaked in sheep dip.
Crank up them quantum computers, atomic clocks and Mars space stations,
We’re teetering on the edge of a technological revelation.
We sent it from here and we know where it went,
Even though we only received ninety percent,
But we’ve undoubtably achieved the teleportation of quantum information!
Donald Trump is finding that prosecuting a Mideast war is very hard,
Especially when you’re up against the ruthless Islamic Republican Guard.
Like he said from the beginning,
We’re not losing, we’re winning,
And as for the negotiations, Trump claims he holds “All the cards.”
