No Nobel, Warmonger

Trump didn’t get the Nobel for Peace, and he’s brokenhearted,
His lobbying campaign for the prize was embarrassing and sordid.
He was denied, even though he contended
There were seven wars that he ended,
But we can name at least 10 wars that Donald Trump has started:

War on Truth

War on the Constitution and Bill of Rights

War on Due Process and the Rule of Law

War on the U.S. Government

War on Immigrants

War on Women

War on Iran

War on American Cities

War on His Political Enemies

War on Venezuelan Boaters