There’s No You in United Health

There’s an office in a building and a person in a chair
And you paid for it all though you may be unaware
You paid for the paper, you paid for the phone
You paid for everything they need to deny you what you’re owed

There ain’t no you in United Health
There ain’t no me in the company
There ain’t no us in the private trust
There’s hardly humans in humanity

Now the procedure that you’re needing ain’t the cost effective route
And only 2 percent of people end up winning a dispute
So if you get sick, pray to god for help
‘Cause your doctor’s got to pray to United Health

Way back in ’70 and 7, Mister Richard T. Burke started buying HMOs
Putting federal grants to work
Made 50 billion buckaroos last year
The Warren Buffet of health, the Jeff Bezos of fear

Now CEOs come and go and one just went
The ingredients you got bake the cake you get
But if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck
Because old Richard T. Burke ain’t giving a fuck

Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
Here’s the doctors we own and the research we bought
They own the pharmacies and a lot of the meds
They should start buying graves to sell when we’re all dead

There ain’t no you in United Health
There ain’t no me in the company
There ain’t no us in the private trust
There’s hardly humans in humanity
There’s hardly humans in humanity