Seems North Carolina gov wannabe Mark Robinson
Has pastimes we wouldn’t expect from a Christian son.
On top of Trump iconography,
He’s got a yen for pornography,
And going to video stores where staff say Robinson likes rubbin’ some.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Apr. 12, 2025
When you’re the king — uh — president, you’ve got it made.
On your birthday you want your might and power displayed.
Hey, you’re turning 79,
So you think it’s just fine
To grift — uh — gift yourself a $100 million military parade.