What the Hell, Haley?
So marks the end of Nikki Haley’s “zombie campaign.”
The 20 percent who voted for her did so in vain.
Though she didn’t endorse him,
She did say she’d vote for him,
But Nikki, to Donald Trump they’re one in the same.
Poetic Justice
Word is that Kash Patel is a MAGA-mad, vindictive kook,
And getting him confirmed is going to be a real donnybrook.
But kids might be safer to have the guy
Running a vengeance campaign at the FBI
Than sitting down to write another children’s picture book.
