Day: May 21, 2024
Trump Trial a Windfall for Pro Line-Standers
$60/hour
NBC News: Professional line-standers are a growing part of the gig economy. But the criminal trial of a former president accused of illegally covering up hush money payments to a porn star has translated into a windfall for people who get paid to wait — and who, as the trial goes on, have increasingly been hired by members of the general public with no stake in the trial other than curiosity.
One Wobbly Donald
We watched as Wobbly Donald wallowed in odium,
Maybe, like RFK Jr., he’s got a brain plasmodium.
In his speech at the NRA,
He stumbled, mumbled and swayed,
During his wrestling match with a left-leaning podium.