Sure, he played fast and loose with secret documents,
And he totally ignored the Constitution on emoluments.
But it seems we’ve forgotten
Trump’s job performance was truly rotten,
And that his presidency was notable for his gross incompetence.
The peninsula’s known for its palm trees and isles,
And sun-kissed sandy beaches that go on for miles.
But when the polar vortex hits Florida
You’ve got to beware of iguanas,
‘Cause when the temperature drops, it starts raining reptiles.
“Even though he will take office in just a few days, we have almost no idea. … That’s not because the Trump team is keeping its plans closely held, nor is it because there are major factional fights. All the evidence suggests, instead, that Trump’s economic team still doesn’t have any plans, or even concepts […]