His goose should have been cooked.
He should have had thrown at him The Book.
Despite his dalliances with minors
And his licentious one-liners,
It appears that slimeball Matt Gaetz is off the hook.
Connect:
No Gaol for Gaetz
Poetic Justice
Vivek Ramaswamy is a smarmy little sap.
He’s got a smirky face you just want to slap.
But performing as “Da Vek” he
Went and pissed off Slim Shady —
And Eminem said cease and desist hustling my rap.
