His goose should have been cooked.
He should have had thrown at him The Book.
Despite his dalliances with minors
And his licentious one-liners,
It appears that slimeball Matt Gaetz is off the hook.
Connect:
No Gaol for Gaetz
Poetic Justice
Vladimir Putin’s call-up is an act of desperation,
And Russian dudes are on the move — but not on vacation.
Going to Ukraine to get your ass shot off
Is about as funny as Yakov Smirnoff,
And now babushkas are putting the “mob” back in “mobilization.”
