Jared Kushner’s ambitions have always been outsized,
And he’s always liked working with our Israeli allies.
But he didn’t bring peace
To the blasted Middle East,
So why’s he nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Jun. 6, 2025
Musk started it, saying Trump’s bill was a “disgusting abomination.”
Trump responded, targeting Musk’s government contracts for termination.
So Musk threatens Trump with impeachment,
Then Trump mulls Musk’s deportation and banishment.
We hope it ends with a duel to the death, broadcast to a grateful nation.