It’s sometimes hard to remember Trump has a higher education,
When he’s tweeting lies and insults, and denying allegations.
But though he has a B.S. degree,
His true, everlasting legacy
Is that he singlehandedly dumbed down an entire nation.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Apr. 17, 2024
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.