Trump can’t help acting like a sap
And creating a witness-tampering flap.
But now he’s left us mystified
By saying he’s willing to testify.
Hey, whatever happened to fear of a perjury trap?
Connect:
Open Yap, Entrap
Poetic Justice
We don’t get surprised by Donald Trump often,
And we know better than to expect him to soften.
But with his usual class,
He made himself an ass,
By symbolically pissing on Colin Powell’s coffin.
