Trump can’t help acting like a sap
And creating a witness-tampering flap.
But now he’s left us mystified
By saying he’s willing to testify.
Hey, whatever happened to fear of a perjury trap?
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Mar. 28, 2024
Trump’s cheated multiple times on multiple wives, it’s true.
He’s cheated the Tax Man out of millions, not just a few.
But just when you thought
There was something that couldn’t be bought,
Turns out he cheats at golf (only at his own courses), too.