The Predator-In-Chief, oh, he’s wiley,
He understands when a guy’s being guy-y.
Bill did nothing wrong
With his hands or his dong,
Which is why Trump is defending O’Reilly.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Apr. 25, 2025
It’s the Pope’s funeral, so Trump’s gotta go.
It wouldn’t be like him to miss such a show.
But when he arrives he might squall,
Because of arcane Vatican protocol
Trump might find himself seated in the back row.