The news that the Treasury’s putting a woman on the ten-dollar bill
Must have given even the staunchest feminist a thrill.
But in reality,
Given pay inequality,
She should really be gracing the six-dollar-and-thirty-five-cent bill.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Apr. 17, 2024
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.