If he is good enough for Ted Nugent, he is good enough for me!
— Sarah Palin, in a Facebook post, endorsing Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott (R).
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Sarah Palin Seems to Be Getting Even Dumber
Poetic Justice
To hear Trump talk, he’s the only one
Who’s ever stood trial for crimes he’s done.
But instead of courtroom drama,
We get Trump in his pajamas,
That’s how he earned his new nickname: Don Snoreleone.
NOW I’m really confused. I thought it wasn’t possible to exceed “absolute zero” but Sarah has found a way! And it comes so easily to her, too!
I think we should get rid of all scientists and researchers – except those developing new chemical methods of male sexual stimulation, or any class of potentially deadly weaponry, of course – and replace them with good, honest, freedom-loving Tea Partiers.
Because, unlike those elitist, educated atheists, they don’t have to waste all their time studying, researching, testing, and reviewing everything. They just know in their guts what will work and what won’t. It’s all covered in the Bible somewhere, you just have to hear God’s voice as he explains it.
All that book learning clutters up scientists’ minds, and makes them immune to God’s beckoning voice as he attempts to pass on His message of love and peace. Oh, and that everyone in a Heaven carries a Glock on their hip, which is why it’s so heavenly.
“I was hungry, and He fed me. I was thirsty, and He quenched my thirst. I was sad, and He wiped away the tears from my eyes. I was out of armor-piercing, 70-grain hot loads, and he refilled my magazines. Blessed be The Lord.”