It’s a loser issue — they have a big L on their foreheads. If that’s all they’ve got, it’s a pretty good indication of the problems that the Democrats face in 2010.
— Jeb Bush, quoted by the New York Times, on Democrats trying to use his brother, former President George W. Bush, as a campaign issue this year.
If you’re a Democrat, you need to hold your head up. I’m tired of reading about how we’re all belly-aching.
— Bill Clinton, quoted by the New York Times, “delivering the pep talk of a coach who is disappointed with his team’s behavior.”
Poor Jon’s been one sick feller,
But we’re glad that he’s feeling weller.
No, it wasn’t from kegs —
It came from the eggs
That were tainted with salmonella.