Fabulous Borowitz Report today about the grenade thrown at Bush in the former Soviet state of Georgia.

But after authorities were able to examine both the grenade and the president more closely, it was determined that they were both completely fake.

“The grenade posed no real threat at all,” said a top Georgian security official. “Much like Iraq in March of 2003.”

The White House issued no official comment on the phony grenade, but said that the president would make a false statement later in the day.

Sometimes he’s even better than The Onion.

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